But Wait! There's More!
1. Gypsy Rose differs from other "studios" because we offer more than just two hours of straight pole dancing (that long duration would be painful for anyone's arms!).
You see, at Gypsy, everyone has the opportunity to change into crazy clubwear, watch a hilarious yet amazing dance from an instructor, learn the Strut, a simple Sexy Floor Routine, Several Airborne Pole Swings, a Chair Dance Routine, the imfamous Dollar Bill Trick, and your Special Girl even gets a cheezy "Official Exotic Dancer" Certificate.
Therefore...
EVERY GIRL Will Get Her Money's Worth
Because...
EVERY GIRL In the Party Will Find Something She's Good At
And so...
EVERY GIRL Will Feel Proud of Herself
Which will cause...
EVERY GIRL To Have A Great Time!
2. Yes of course you can take pictures and videos!
3.If you are late we cannot go over time. Please keep traffic and rush hour in mind.
4.We ask you to arrive 15 minutes before the scheduled start of your party so you can begin on time.
5.You can wear whatever you want, although you can wear yoga pants and t-shirts any ol' day. They bring their own sexywear, or they can change into our costumes/clubwear/boots/shoes. EVERYTHING is washed after each use so it is guaranteed clean.
6.You MUST wear our sweatproof socks if you wear our boots--otherwise our boots stink.
7. We do not pressure anyone to dress up. No one has to and we don't mind if nobody changes.
8.There is NO NUDITY and NO WEIRD TOUCHING. And no pasties. Those are gross.
9.We do allow 15 minutes after the scheduled start of your party for everyone to change in our Costume Room. Any time after that cuts into your party time.
10.There is no alcohol allowed! If you bring alcohol for later, we will store it behind the desk for you.
11. Please bring water in CLEAR BOTTLES ONLY--you will all get thirsty.
12.If the instructor feels that anyone is too drunk to participate safely, she will kindly ask the freakin' drunk (or rather...inebriated client) to sit out. This usually does not make said drunk feel very good, and they usually pull an embarrasing hissy fit and leave. Tough. THEY STILL PAY. Therefore, coordinators, you are responsible for everyone in your party to make sure they don't get drunk.
13.We define "Freakin' Drunk" as anyone slurring their words, stumbling, or acting wayyyy too crazy. And please, for the Love of Your Favorite Deity, do not tell us that "She is always like that!" or "She's just happy!". We can tell when someone is drunk.
14.A buzz is fine. Most parties have a few drinks beforehand and may be a little buzzed, and that's okay.
15. Bringing Food--The way the parties are set up, there is really no time for cake-eating (you may ask anyway, in case our second studio is free. (However, you MUST provide a large piece of said cake for Wendy. She needs to feed her cavities too).
16. Rescheduling is acceptable with a minimum of THREE-WEEK NOTICE (21 Business Days) before the date of your party. If you need to reschedule and you provide us with less than THREE WEEKS NOTICE (21 Days), you will forfeit your original deposit and you will be required to leave another deposit. There are NO exceptions to this policy.
17. WEATHER--If inclement weather, Judgement Day, or any other angry Act of God, Yahweh, Jehovah, Zeus, Ganesha, Allah, and/or Anubis, that could potentially make traveling into the city dangerous occurs, Wendy will email the coordinator as soon as possible, perhaps days in advance, to ask what your party wants to do. Wendy can come in in any weather, as she has a 4x4 standard truck (who needs a boyfriend?) and if she gets into an accident chances are she will be the Squishee, as opposed to the Squish-ed. Refunds will be given if the party cannot reschedule, and all efforts will be made to reschedule the party.
19.Men/Husbands/Boyfriends are NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH a party, under any circumstances, mainly 'cause Wendy don't dance for free, sistah, and to allow men to watch would be considered Adult Entertainment, and we do not have, nor will ever want, an Adult Entertainment permit.
20.Gay men, of course, are welcome to watch and/or participate, as they are always tons of fun.
21.You will NOT get sweaty or need showers after your party.
22.You will change back into your going-out clothes in your studio, but we are almost always booked back-to-back, so we do boot you out after you redress. We do have a bathroom with two stalls and a large mirror that you can use to freshen up before you go out.
23.On the Monday before your party you will receive an email asking you for the FINAL number of participants. If the number is sixteen (16) or more, you will be responsible for paying for the number of participants you have quoted (even if they bail at the last minute), as an instructor or two will have been hired for your party.
24.Coordinators MUST Bring the contract with you, signed, the night of the party.
25.Coordinators MUST collect the entire payment before you get to Gypsy Rose so she can hand it to the Desk Girl in one lump sum.
26.GIRLS CAN DECIDE AT THE STUDIO IF THEY WANT TO PARTICPATE OR NOT, and we will collect their payment either before or after the class.
27.Observers can do the Strut and the Dollar Bill Trick for free.
28.If an Observer does just a part of the party (Chair, Floor, or Pole), they will pay the $40.
29.Observers ARE NOT ALLOWED TO JUST "TRY A SWING" ON THE POLE. The poles are for the girls who are paying for instruction.
30.Any Instructor has the right to eject any person, at any time or for any reason, from the premises. We've never had to do this in the past, but we will if we must. Because we are tough. Grrr.