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Then Come to Gypsy Rose Exotic Fitness and Pole Dancing Lessons!
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Book Your Bachelorette and Birthday Parties NOW
...because we book up MONTHS in advance and we'd hate to have to turn you away!
Click HERE for our Party Information Form and scroll down, fill it out, email it back, and we'll get right back to you.
Click HERE to see a video of a party laughing it up during the Instructor's Party Dance at their Party!
Been a little behind with the scheduling, but I've just added more classes. And again, if you want a class that's not listed at a time you can do, just EMAIL ME at firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll see what we can do (except the One Hit Wonders).
Anyhooters, Spring IS coming, and so for those of you who want to get into shape, NOW is the best tine! But I don't mean diet and do a little bit of exercise, I mean a LIFESTYLE change. Diets don't work.
Changing your lifestyle does.
It's hard, believe me. Change is the hardest thing to do when you've got a nice comfycozy bed that beckons, calls, and tempts you like the Siren it is (ah, the drama!).
What's the ONE thing a woman can do to improve her motivation, discipline, and quite frankly her enthusiasm for life when every day seems like the same old thing?
You don't mind what you do every day, but it's just. every. day. So how can you begin to change your lifestyle if you have the same daily routine?
I think the solution may be that you need something to look forward to-something that makes you want to get out of bed and seize the day.
Taking classes is a great thing-such as bouncy Kangoo classes, or Pole or Chair dancing classes where you can dress up in crazy clubwear if you want and have a blast and laugh your butt off for an hour or so.
Well naturally I'm going to suggest that because I want you to take my classes...teeheee....but really, these classes could be something different to look forward to each day, or each week. We offer so many different classes, from Chair Dancing to How to Feel Sexy to Vertical Pole, that there's bound to be a class you'd like to take.
While we're on the subject of classes, there's a place called the Morbidity Museum in Brooklyn, and they have all kinds of fun lectures and workshops, such as Bodysnatching in the 1800s, Creating Hair Mourning Jewelry, etc. Now THOSE are classes I'd get up and take to make my life more exciting! Really, I love that kind of stuff.
Maybe I should talk to them about offering these classes at Gypsy Rose..."Learn Pole Dancing and stay for the lecture on Victorian Funerals!"
I can't think of a better way to spend my evening, can you??
Sky Blue by Peter Gabriel
Owner of Gypsy Rose (and former Exotic Dancer) Wendy Reardon wrote
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Exotic and Pole Dancing